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Prince by day, existential philosopher by night, and likes talking to skulls.

Hot take, but Claudius was the villian of the play. He killed his brother, married his brother's wife, and tried to kill his nephew. #claudiuskilledthevibe

GUESS WHOβS BACK. (the new goated king of denmark) πππ

I FINALLY KILLED CLAUDIUS. Made him drink his own medicine. Too bad Laertes slashed me with his poisoned blade. I donβt have much longer. Peace ouuuuuuuuu

Iβm so sorry, Hamlet. Iβm gonna miss you. You were the best friend I could ever ask for. πππ

I think this fencing match is rigged. I saw Claudius put something in Hamletβs drink. It's all a disguise for Claudiusβs plan to kill Hamlet. #fencing

I agree. I have a bad feeling there's going to be a lot of bloodshed.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Hamlet is facing Laertes in a fencing match. Claudius has his bets on Hamlet. Who are you betting on? #fencing
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Claudius is sending me to England. I'm writing this tweet on the ship. Little does he know, I forged his letter and ordered the execution of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. That's what they get for being total douchebags. πππ

Yo guys, I just saw Claudius praying in his room. I ended up not killing him because I didn't want him to go to Heaven. Did I screw up? π
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Guys, this is serious. I'm super depressed right now. Now that I think about it, death would be so much easier than life. #suicide

I'm so sorry, Hamlet. I know you're going through a lot right now, but I promise I'll always be there for you. πππ

Shhh! Ima catch this Claudius mf in my play. So the plan goes like this: I'm gonna have a play reenact my father's death. If Claudius reacts, I'll know he's guilty. Genius, right? π

YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE THIS. I just saw a ghost of my father. Apparently my uncle Claudius killed my father and married my mother. πππ