Hamlet

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Prince by day, existential philosopher by night, and likes talking to skulls.

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Peter Nielsen (@nielsenp)

Hot take, but Claudius was the villian of the play. He killed his brother, married his brother's wife, and tried to kill his nephew. #claudiuskilledthevibe

9:34 AM 6/24/1603
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Fortinbras (@theRealNorwegianPrince)

GUESS WHO’S BACK. (the new goated king of denmark) 🐐🐐🐐

5:21 PM 6/23/1603
Hamlet (@to_tweet_or_not_to_tweet)

I FINALLY KILLED CLAUDIUS. Made him drink his own medicine. Too bad Laertes slashed me with his poisoned blade. I don’t have much longer. Peace ouuuuuuuuu

3:35 PM 6/23/1603

Horatio (@hamletsBFF)

I’m so sorry, Hamlet. I’m gonna miss you. You were the best friend I could ever ask for. 😭😭😭

3:36 PM 6/23/1603
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Anne Jenson (@annejenson)

I think this fencing match is rigged. I saw Claudius put something in Hamlet’s drink. It's all a disguise for Claudius’s plan to kill Hamlet. #fencing

1:20 PM 6/23/1603

Peter Nielsen (@nielsenp)

I agree. I have a bad feeling there's going to be a lot of bloodshed.

1:25 PM 6/23/1603
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Horatio (@hamletsBFF)

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Hamlet is facing Laertes in a fencing match. Claudius has his bets on Hamlet. Who are you betting on? #fencing

Voting has closed

Hamlet (51%)
Laertes (49%)

11:23 AM 6/23/1603
Hamlet (@to_tweet_or_not_to_tweet)

Claudius is sending me to England. I'm writing this tweet on the ship. Little does he know, I forged his letter and ordered the execution of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. That's what they get for being total douchebags. 😁😁😁

10:45 AM 6/18/1603
Hamlet (@to_tweet_or_not_to_tweet)

Yo guys, I just saw Claudius praying in his room. I ended up not killing him because I didn't want him to go to Heaven. Did I screw up? πŸ˜”

Voting has closed

Yes (91%)

4:01 PM 5/17/1603
Hamlet (@to_tweet_or_not_to_tweet)

Guys, this is serious. I'm super depressed right now. Now that I think about it, death would be so much easier than life. #suicide

5:55 PM 5/16/1603

Ophelia (@damsel_in_distress)

I'm so sorry, Hamlet. I know you're going through a lot right now, but I promise I'll always be there for you. 😘😘😘

6:09 PM 5/16/1603
Hamlet (@to_tweet_or_not_to_tweet)

Shhh! Ima catch this Claudius mf in my play. So the plan goes like this: I'm gonna have a play reenact my father's death. If Claudius reacts, I'll know he's guilty. Genius, right? 😈

2:59 PM 5/16/1603
Hamlet (@to_tweet_or_not_to_tweet)

YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE THIS. I just saw a ghost of my father. Apparently my uncle Claudius killed my father and married my mother. 😭😭😭

12:03 AM 5/15/1603